Mind the Rules

Rule #1: Do not leave children under 3 unattended for more than 1 minute.

Rule #2: Do not leave open beverages on low tables such as nightstands, coffee tables or end tables when you have children under 3 present.

I broke the rules just now.

Anyone want to guess where the contents of my half-drunk cup of coffee are now?

(Answer: splattered all over everything in a 2 foot radius of the end table.)

And that’s what happens when parents don’t mind the rules.

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